How Singaporeans Choose A Movie To Watch

I have always wondered how Singaporeans choose their movies to watch.

I got a hypothesis.

This is what probably happens in the homes of some singaporeans, which most likely represents majority of the population here.

Home 1:

Miss A: WAH! Ay ay, this movie very lousy leh! Critics give it half a star only. So exciting. Must be an extremely interesting movie

Mr B: WAH PIANG EH! I think later sure no tickets one. Quick. I need to book first! Half a star means the movie must be a masterpiece. Push all your appointments away. Lets go and watch this.

Home 2:

Uncle C: Jibai. Why this movie so jialat? All the people in the world slam it for being lousy leh?

Aunt D: Hah? Which movie which movie? (Throws away her ladle and fling her apron in the air and run from the kitchen to the living room at 180km/h) Whoa! Si bei JIALAT leh.

Uncle C: Aiyah you so kaypoh for what! But hor, I think we must go and watch it leh. I don't believe what the other people say leh. They say lousy why we must listen. We are singaporeans. We don't listen to people who tell us to stand behind the yellow lines. So we don't listen also. MUST WATCH ARH!

Aunt D: Yah Lor. I always never stand on the left on escalator one leh. Then always don't give way to people at MRT doors. Why should I listen to what people say. Okay, I take taxi to the cinema now.

Uncle C: Remember hor. Later even if not funny, we must die die say its VERY FUNNY and well directed and Good film hor.

Home 3:

Teenager 1: Ay. Today how are we going to exercise our freedom?

Teenger 2: Aiyah as usual lo. People tell us to do what we do the exact opposite lo. People say dont smoke in the lift, we smoke. People tell us stand behind the yellow lines, we stand in front and jump off the platform. People say give way to the alighting passengers on the MRT, we make the alighting passengers give way to us. People say stand on the left of the escalator, we stand on the right to create a massive human jam.

Teenager 1: (Flip newspaper) WAH LAU. This director jialat leh. Kena slammed left right centre man. No respect for him leh. People tell us dont go watch his movie leh. So poor thing

Teenager 2: Then what are we waiting for. Lets go man.

Home 4:

Arrogant elite who thinks she know everything. Actually just a stupid bimbo.

AEWTSKEAJASB: (To herself) LOCAL PRODUCTION? (Fling the newspaper in the air, rush to the door, swing it open and ran to the nearest cinema to watch the show.

Haha