Add Oil

Tomorrow night 'Milo Peng' is going in revival round of 'Superband' contest.

Shouldnt have got eliminated in the first place but got one disgusting 'bun' refuse to budge.

Wont wish Milo Peng good luck. Like I never wish my tuition students good luck. I believe if you got the abilities, then no need good luck also can do it. (Sergeant Rizal always says: Can means can, cannot means cannot)

But I will say: "加油" (Add oil, or give your best)

will be waiting for good news on Monday.

Little Girl

Here is my second day of rest this week.

But damn it still cant avoid spending time preparing for my class lessons. Guess I cannot stand having nothing to do at all for more than one day. Makes me feel like a useless pig who eat and become fatty bom bom.

In the afternoon did something interesting. Because I am thinking of joining army half marathon so decided must train.

Went running in the park but stopped after 1km. Shoes were too tight and my toes hurt. Part of my skin was scrapped off by my toenails so it was too painful to run.

Haha in the end do some exercises and ended up back home quite quickly. Goes to show how lousy I have become after ORDing.

After the lousy exercise period went to the arcade at Northpoint to play for awhile. I finally accumulated 100 dollars on my card and so now I have gold membership card. Whoohoo

Daegekleng, can go for one free game per day and super-VIP price already.

Something funny happened by the way

While playing hoop shooting, one of the balls bounced out of the machine and worse still it bounced across the arcade. Had to chase after the stupid basketball and I think I looked quite stupid chasing. Like I was playing real basketball in the arcade. Quite embarassed also.

Anyway after playing a few rounds, a little girl (about 2 or 3 yrs) keep coming to disturb my play. In order not to injure her I have to look out and that distracted me from breaking my high score. The real cheebye thing was that the mother was standing there and she never keep her child in check. Later if I hurt the kid then she will come and blame me.

I think nowadays alot of Singaporean parents (not all) like that one leh. They refuse to discipline their kids and let them make a nuisance of themselves. After that when some accident happen they complain this complain that.

If I ever become a parent (most likely will not) I will discipline my kid very well. If my children ever dare go disturb people play arcade, I will say:

“死孩子，看我不抽死你” (wretched child, I will kill you with the rod)

Then proceed to whip the child until she/he faints

Haha

The King and The Clown (王的男人)

Today was an enjoyable day. Finally get two days off from tuitioning.

Dont want to find out what is the maximum number of buckets of blood that one person can vomit before dying. I think daegekleng about to find out so watchfully waiting to see.

Anyway was rotting at home for the afternoon. After that went to watch 'The King and The Clown' at Orchard Cineleisure with 'Auntie Killer' Kunhua.

Very nice story, which means it is simple and solid. Those who love 'da chang jin' would love this show also. I dont see why anybody wont like da changjin so I recommend everyone to see 'The King and The Clown'

Solid cast as well.

But I dont like the androgynous guy. Yucks. Also dont know why so many people fascinated with him. I heard South Korean men are crazy over him. They must have seen something that I didnt see.

But I rather not see. Haha

I did something that I am quite happy of before the show.

While waiting for show to start, roamed into Sembawang music centre to look at CDs. Bought Tanya's new album 'T-time' recommended by daegekleng. Very long never buy albums already so feel good to exercise my spending powers.

Also discovered they are selling DVD on Royston Tan short film collection and Singapore Short Film collection. Has many short films that will never be seen on normal market.

I bought Royston's collection only. But going to buy Singapore collection as well because really like the selection of short films. Wait for pay first.

Fans who like Singapore Short Films can go get your copy now.

Oh yah. When I reached home, my mom say she got go and see the TV sets at a shop so she said she will get a Samsung 21 inch TV for me.

Yeh!

I was so grateful and touched that I was in tears.

Then I said: "You should have done that a long time ago"

Haha

Winners and Losers

Let me show you what a winner look like.

He look like this:


Portugal Coach (Brazil Coach 2002): Luiz Philip Scolari

Always seen shouting and jumping on the touchline when his team is playing. Look very involved and excited. Uses extremely clever tactics and have many wise quotes. Leads his team to play an exciting brand of attacking soccer

Let me show you what a loser look like.

A loser look like this:

England Coach (Seem to be England coach forever): Sven Goran Errikson

Always seen sitting on the reserve bench when his team is playing. Almost as if his team's results does not concern him at all. Like he was selling fishballs and decide to take a rest on the players' bench.

Love to play boring dumb tactics such as scoring one goal and then sitting back. This technique is called 'asking for it' in all our soccer knowledge. Listens to David Beckham only. When you listen to a man with little brains, how do you expect the team to do? Also do stupid things like bringing only four strikers to the WORLD CUP. Two are useless and two are not fit. WHAT THE FUCK did he bring Theo Walcott for? (My fishes asked me the other day. Please do not sue)

Useless but earns five million pounds a year. Don't know how to maximise his team's potential. Football's equivalent of Chen Shui Bian (embattled taiwanese president).

Hopefully Portugal can beat England this coming Saturday.

I will so goddamn happy and finally can show all those dumb 'soccer babes' they know nothing about football except cute guys like Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard.

So Good

Waiting for the next match between Spain and France to start.

Really hope Spain can trash France. France is a lousy team way past their prime.

When you got players who think they can control the coach, when you have a coach who is controlled by the players, when you have a player who blames the grass for his lousy performance (sorry james haha) then you know the team is no good.

Why are they still in the competition anyway?

Anyway if Spain beat them I stand to gain from it. Haha

Just now Brazil won by 3-0. I finally regain some of the 150 dollars that I lost last few days. Starting to get abit worried about my finances anyway.

And I have thank two people for that.

Presenting the world's two best players:

Ronaldinho and Kaka

Watching them play is certainly entertaining. So good

Today went to Harvey Norman and look for TV. Saw the one that I liked. 21 inches quite new and on offer. So come friday going to get it.

Had to take on extra tuition to accomondate the TV expenses.

So the whole holiday is about slogging. Slog slog and slog somemore. After holiday still need to slog. Dont know why other people no money can go on holiday but then I still need to be here working like shit. So good one.

Its a dog's life I guess.

Everybody! You have a dog for a friend, in case you didnt know.

Next time go supermarket buy some dog biscuits for me.

Thank you

Red Dragon

Really pissed.

Not the say-for-fun girly type of pissed.

But the pua-cheebye type of pissed.

Was about to watch "Xiao S" on YuLeBaiFenBai.

Then kenena the old TV in my room spoil. Tried to get it to work again. But couldnt. Went into living room to complain to my mom. She say throw the TV away. The TV too old cannot repair.

Then I say no TV in my room. She say if I want must go get myself. Not even going to support me.

Tried watching TV with my sister. Damn it. Really is puah cheebye. Cannot take the experience. Suddenly reminded why I always want to watch TV in my own room and not with family.

Five people fight one tv. The TV fourty-two fucking inches also not enough for us to fight.

Now need to get new TV. But my betting not exactly promising. In fact it is giving me quite abit of problems. So very worried about the TV costs. Dont want to get too small and lousy brand like ENZER. But I think I got no choice already. Tomorrow go see whether NTUC go sell or not.

Really pissed.

Call me spoilt brat. But then obviously never see real spoilt brats before. Follow me on tuition lessons and you will know what are spoilt brats.

Next thing also piss me off. On the same day somemore.

This month got one bun is not filled with delicious char siew or steamed pork. It is filled with shit. Full of shit and dirty money. Milo Peng kena drinked finish

My favourite band in Superband competition Milo Peng got eliminated. At the expense of a really stupid band called Bun (Mantou)

Why this kind of band also can go through? The lead singer is so ugly and fat. So fat and irritating. Cannot sing properly oso.

Fat and white like a bun. But taste like a sai bun.

Yesterday Portugal kena two red cards. One to their very important playmaker Deco. Means taking down England is going to be very hard.

Pissed.

This few days if you call me better dont mention money. Would have spent all the puah cheebye money buying a goddamn TV.

Yesterday I was looking at a new handphone and I wanted to buy it this friday.Now no chance. Really pissed.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...........

England

Just saw the stupid England in their match against Ecuadour.

Oh by the way, do u know which continent is Ecuadour is from?

Its South America, not Africa.

Anyway really hate the English team so much.

The team that all girls support for all sorts of dumbo reason.

Everytime I see girls scream their heads off over England team, I would think: "What do they know about soccer?" I mean girls that support England team always have no credibility. Thats why everytime when I read "new paper" got one "soccer babe" who support England talk about soccer I would think "Dont talk cock. Go Home and sleep lah"

How do I start to count the ways that I hate the England team for? First they are a goddamn bunch of overpaid underperformers (though not all are). Why so unworthy players can still have so much money? This world is so unfair. You see Argentinians and Spanish and Brazillians play so well but then they do not get as much money as the English.

I hate England because of Sven Goran Errikson also. He is just an indecisive stupid fellow who caves under pressure of senior players. Look at those teams where coaches listen to their players. All are failures. Like France (another stupid team in ways I cant count) and England.

He has extremely poor tatics as well. Good players like Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard are stifled by him to accomondate useless Beckham.

Why are they still in the tournament despite their lousy displays?

Cant wait until Germany bring them to their knees. It would be sweet if Brazil can punish them personally. Then I will throw a banquet.

Haha

Almost Died

Today afternoon almost died.

Was taking a taxi to tuition because I was late and also not feeling well.

When we came to a cross-junction, the taxi uncle saw an arrow turn red from green. He thought he was supposed to stop.(but no, only when red light den need to stop)

As he was travelling very fast, he suddenly step heavily on the brakes and we all lurched forward forcefully. I could hear the loud screech of the tires.

Not scary.

The most scary thing is that got cars following behind, quite closely somemore.

The car immediately behind the taxi also braked immediately. Also got extremely loud screeching sounds. When I looked back, the car behind came so close that it almost touched the boot of the taxi.

Lucky the car behind didnt hit the taxi.

I could have died as I was sitting behind.

In the end the whole day quite bad mood.

Somemore sick.

Maybe because normal days always say attacking and cheapskate things.

.............

Chao Cheebye

Hug Me

Really quite suay.

Tuesday was thinking that I very long never fall sick already. I was wondering when I will next fall sick.

Today woke up with a very bad sorethroat. And slight fever and headache. Somemore lost money at Pools. Stupid English Team. I will throw a banquet again when they get eliminated.

Lucky tuition last min cancelled. So could rest. But at night got production meeting for august. Need to drag myself to the meeting.

In the end never see doctor. Just find some leftover medicine and eat. Then buy lunch myself and fed myself.

Poor thing.

The worst thing is I got tuition tomorrow, early in the morning. More suay, last minute people keep asking me for extra lessons tomorrow.

So poor thing. Sick also cannot rest in peace. Must continue working.

Right now lie in bed, feverish sick and pitying myself.

Wondering next time when old will it be like that also.

Right now feel lonely and sick and vulnerable. will anybody come and give me a hug? Comfort me and say everything is okay?

Ideal Choice:

1) Da Chang Jin

2) Zheng Shang Gong

3) Belinda

Haha

The Lucky Night Banquet

DaeGekLeng keep saying ah suay (unlucky) is following him around. Make him unlucky.

In case anybody else is facing the same problem as well, I will like to offer a solution to chase away Ah Suay

How To Chase Away Ah Suay

1) 5 am in the morning, find the coldest spot in your living room and stand there for half an hour
(This make ah suay very cold and weak)

2) Next, in the morning 9 am, eat pineapple rice. (Pineapple rice is lucky and ah suay hate lucky stuff)

3) Paint a big red 'Happiness' in Chinese character (Xi) on drawing block and paste it on your toilet bowl. (Weaken ah suay powers)

4) Finally watch a scary horror movie. In the middle of the movie, scold the bad word 'Puah Cheebye'
(Ah suay will be scared of the horror movie. When you suddenly scold puah cheebye he will be so afraid tat he run out of the cinema and never be seen again. Either that or you leave him behind in the cinema and wait for the next person to kena)

How To Invite Ah Heng

Only One way: Buy ang gu kueh and pineapple tarts. Mash 8 of each together in a bowl and eat everything up in the toilet. While eating, shout happy every 8 mouthfuls

Oh yah, by the way I am announcing my banquet details to celebrate the elimination of Summer Beeze

After checking all my dates, I have to hold the banquet this week. Of all the days, I have tuition on all days. However, I only dont have tuition on THUR NIGHT.

Night Banquet
Day: Thur (22/6)
Time: 8pm
Place: White Tangerine at Kovan MRT

There is a theme for this banquet. You must have something on you which is very cheena (Zhong guo feng) Just one thing enough, can be bracelet or bag or cap or shoes or whatever

Since this is night banquet, there will be no full course dinner. If you are going to eat huge, please eat something before coming or you can come and eat here. However, there will be alot of junk food

There will be a game played using general knowledge and lots of insults. Please read up on your general knowledge or you will be thoroughly insulted by the host of the game.

I know WL you all got something on that day. But no choice I only got that NIGHT free for a long time. Anyway if still cannot complete excursion by 8pm, please let me know.

DaeGekLeng if you cannot come then better tell me quickly. Otherwise I will just go ahead without you.

Whoever who wants to come please let me know. Preparing the game need to know who's coming

Good night and Good Luck

Its ME Lah!

Waiting for the next match between France and South Korea to start.

Had a nervous time just now because Brazil scored the second goal only in the final minutes of the game against Australia.

If they hadnt score, I would have lost a further fifty dollars.

I heard from some of my friends watch World Cup matches on the internet. Heard the quality is not good and sometimes can be quite lag. Thank goodness I am old enough and rich enough to get my own cable subscription.

If I had to depend on my mom, I will be able to start watching world cup matches in year 2050.

In other words, tan gu gu (wait long long)

Anyway have to reveal some poll results. Got people ask why always poll but no announcement of results. These people also like to meet DaeGekLeng.

Sorry, people so busy where got time to meet u all.

The last time I polled the lamest person in Ali Baba production.

After removing all the goddamn spam votes, the winner is me. Dont know whether should rejoice or not.

Its me lah.

How can it be Sua Ning? Idiots also know cannot be him. My cold jokes are superior to his. Haha

Today I checked the results of the poll on people's fav mutant?

Damn it. How can wolverine be leading fav mutant? He's just a dumb animal with claws.

It should be cyclops or magneto. In the end I voted magneto because his personality is more like mine. Willing to do bad things for greater good. Pollitically incorrect. Just like me.

Beware, homesapiens. Haha

Secretly (now no longer a secret because on my blog) I think my blog is the most interesting blog within my circle of friends.

Why?

1) Most updated. Daily

2) Interesting facts and adventures

3) Entertaining writing.

What can be improved?

1) More pictures ( I need a camera)

2) Travel to other countries to find out and make videos about their toilet bowls (Nudge Kunhua)

3) Less about DaeGekLeng. People are tired of hearing about him.

Haha

Youngsters of The Kopi-Shop

I think this year's world cup is a better experience for me than previous one in 2002.

I only started watching football during the 2002 world cup, only because I wanted gamble on the matches.

Back then, I had to try and study for my JC Year 2 mid-year common tests and didnt have a lot of time to think about football.

Those years ago I was also unfamiliar with the world of football. I only knew who was beckham and who was Ronaldo. I didnt who was Sven Goran Erriksson nor who was Luiz Phillip Scholari.

I didnt know which team got who and which are the better teams.

Basically just bet on impression. Brazil sounds strong, so bet brazil. France is defending champion so bet france. Ecadour is some african never hear before country so bet against it. England got Beckham so bet England.

Obviously I was losing alot but I recovered all of it during the finals when I betted 100 over dollars on Brazil.

100 was a lot of money to me then as I was student.

Now I am more clear about the football world, so I make more informed decisions and win more often than lose. But on Thur, I accidentally lost two matches and 80 dollars were gone.

That did it for me. I am drawn out of my conservative shell to attack agressively. I placed a 210 dollar bet on Argentina yesterday.

Before the match DaeGekLeng went arcading with me again. At 10 oclock when half time, he decided to check scores and we were all very nervous.

Standing outside northpoint, he burst onto me and shouted argentina won by 3-nil. There was a very audible sigh of relief. DaeGekLeng can be very kao-beh and I was uneasy the whole night.

Then after that we decided to check out the match at some coffeeshop that was showing all live matches. When we reached the Kopi-shop it was packed with people and we had to sit very far away from the screen.

Sit down and we were asking ourselves whether argentina was blue jersey or white one. Like two idiots that come from Jalan Ulu Kampong. Haha

In the end, we just sit around just to see the match end and I ordered poh piah. Ordered Milo-peng as well because support superband 'Milo Peng' haha

Halfway through talking about things, there was a loud yell around the coffeeshop (alot of betting people) and it was 4-nil argentina. At first I thought the opponent scored as I was not paying attention. My heart got cold for awhile haha

Anyway we were extremely happy and immediately I went to order food as i recovered lost ground.

When I was ordering food, there was another extremely loud yell and argentina lead by 5-nil.

After we finish drinking the second round of Milo peng there was a third loud yell and Argentina lead 6-nil . DaeGekleng and I pitied the opponents and wished argentina would stop scoring already.

Kept saying 'Enough already enough already!'

In the middle of the midnight banquet, everybody start going off and the match was over.

Definitely had a fun time being youngsters of the Kopi-Shop.

Shouting together. Throwing an instant banquet when confirm win money..

Ironically DaeGekLeng was quite rejective to the idea of being a youngster of Kopi-shop at first because we all paid money to see worldcup at home in front of tv but we are sitting very far away from the screen at kopishop watching nothing because we cannot see anything.

Now off to bet somemore.

Haha

Not Gomez

Some people ask why I always only mention GEKL in my blog.

Then they come to the conclusion I only got very few friends.

Even GEKL was shocked to find out I have other friends.

Of course I have friends. In fact I got a lot of them. But sometimes dinner with some of these friends or outings are really plain and boring that I dont blog about them

Now I am going to tell you about one of them. His name is James.

No, not gomez.

It is James the Great Police NS Inspector.

It all started when I was still training recruits a a Sergeant in BMT. I was about to ORD at that time and he came into my section for training.

Scold him fuck because he said wanted to be an officer in the first interview. But he was such a great recruit. Gave no trouble, capable and friendly.

During field camp he has the courage to tell me combat rations very nice and asked me if ECON minimart got sell or not.

In the end became Police Inspector and a great one in fact. Earns the respect of those above and below him.

A while ago he went to South Korea. Being a hard-rock cafe fan I asked him to help me buy a hard rock shirt from south korea. He said no promise but he will get it if he sees it.

In the end, because of my shirt, he quarelled with his travel mate just to go hard rock cafe on their last night there.

When I heard the story I was both touched and guilty.

He never accepted my money for the shirt and I only treated him to a cup of miserly coffee the other day at Cafe Cartel.

Thank You James

You are better than James Gomez.

Haha

The Adventures of Arcade-Man (and his sidekick DaeGekLeng)

Today quite happy. Laugh and laugh like crazy

First of all, at dinner I promoted my very good friend to Grade 3 officer and granted him access to court sessions. In front of his name I added the word 'big' (dae in korean and 大 in chinese) to signify he is very high ranking.

Now he is known as DaeGekLeng. Or 大欲能. Haha

He deserved it because he can complete 'Time Crisis 2' with two credits

So you can guess what the rest of the entry is about.

Went to play arcade once again with GEKL because Timezone was renovated at Northpoint.

At first played games like time crisis and daytona. Later we were quite bored and so we played those games that have tickets. The tickets can be exchanged for pencils and teddy bears.

we played a super hard game Basketball shooting. We couldnt get 90% of the balls in because we were lousy shooters. Took turns to laugh at each other because really lousy.

Then we switched to Basketball shooting for small children. In order to try to get more tickets, we play cheat as the machine is for small children so we go next to the hoop and shoot.

After that we go play throw plastic balls through a hole. Again we stand next to the hole and shoot.

So you can imagine: Many small children stand around and see two desperate young adults (not to mention we are teachers to be) play cheat at games.

Really funny.

In fact very long time never so enjoy already. Finally can put down work and stress and bitterness to have a bit of happiness.

You all might think we are childish or boliao.

Yeah we are boliao.

But when you work for very long in routine stuff and being confined by your job, it is really precious to be able to break out of these shackles and just go for it.

Try being a teacher and having to be sensible logical and proper from time to time.

No bad words, no crazy antics, no stupid jokes.

This is not the life of a budding unique artist. Haha

Arcade Land is to me a land of bliss. Simple bliss.

In arcade land I am Arcade-Man. DaeGekLeng is my sidekick.

WaHahahahaha

More adventures of Arcade-Man next time.

Haha

Thank You Very Much

Why does it seem like I am the only one who is continuously blogging these days?

No No. Not because I too free. I think because no matter how tired or busy I take time out to blog almost everyday.

Anyway, after complaining so much in the previous postings I think better switch for a thankful tone now.

I am quite thankful that although I have many tuition lessons these days I manage to switch lessons around such that I am able to watch Superband on Monday evenings. Although this may mean that I will suffer on other days I think the sacrifice is worth it. I really like the show and of course my favourite band 'Milo Peng'

Haha

Then today really must be thankful.

World Cup season is here, in case you went to Mars for a few months. And so it is Betting Operation 2006.

Today I bet Korea win Togo. But after tuition at dinner in a coffeeshop, I saw that Togo was leading 1-nil.

I was really quite scared because I bet fifty for this match. So on my way home I chanted a prayer and asked Guanyin Goddess to protect my finances.

In the end South Korea win togo 2 to 1.

She listens. Thats why she is called Guanyin.

Thank you Guanyin Goddess.

Thank you very much

Haha

Long Term Investment

My tuition hours seem to get longer and longer as the holidays proceed forward.

First it was one lesson a day, then it is two lessons a day. Now I have two days with three lessons consecutively.

That day after a particularly long day, I was ready to give up some lessons. Even without these lessons I am still on the four figure income so okae

So that I wont vomit so much blood.

But then my friend teaching in Republic Poly said tuition can increase experience for my teaching career in the future. When I start teaching in school adapting will not be a problem

She tell me to just treat it like an long term investment for the future.

On retrospective, it seems quite true anyway, though I hate to admit. I seem to get better and better with handling those stupid kids and also concerned parents. Nowadays when I start new classes at tuition centre I am never nervous.

Unlike the first time I started teaching in a class

At first I dont know alot of things but now I know alot of things, although I had quite alot of bumps along the way.

Like getting reprimanded by tuition centre owner for advertising my blog.

In the end I decided not to quit lessons anyway because when someone older said something that you know it is true, better listen.

Otherwise in the end will regret.

Anyway i think it is better to trial and error and make mistakes now then to go to school and make mistakes.

Been a student before and is guilty of displaying attitude to teachers whom I dont like.

I wouldnt want to be at the receiving end of my students' dislike

Hopefully my long term investment pay off otherwise I will vomit my final bucket of blood and die on the floor

Haha

(To GEKL: I know I like to show off my high pay tuition to you.Haha. But I hope this post will remind you to never give up tuition. It is my answer to your question over the phone the other day: "What for?" As your friend will help you to find higher pay tuition. Deduct comission from your future fund. Haha)

Funniest Thing of The Year

You must eat it in Silence


(Got the picture below from Mr Brown's Blog. So thanks Mr Brown, in case you passed by. Haha)

Happy

"我要快乐"

who dont want? that day I was thinking abt this question. Till now I am not really happy. How then can I be happy? Run away from the stupid kids I teaching now? No, without them I have nothing much to do.... They are a great source of inspiration for constant blogging.

Every time tuition finish feel tired. But also happy. When scream and shout in the lift after tuition lesson the happiest. That is when I release all the pent-up vulgarities.

"Fuck You"

"Cheebye"

"Nabei"

Haha those boys never go army might think why I so vulgar. Wait till you go army. You hear worse stuff that comes in a long poly-chain. Muhahahaha.

The best is after the shouting in the lift i feel refreshed and happy. The best is I can still walk out of the lift a normal person after lift madness.

But is this the happiness that I want?

These days when I sit on the bus, I will always smile brightly to myself and pretend everything is fine. Pretend is the keyword. It makes you a human, a child, one which never ever grew up.
Suddenly I feel less troubled and younger. Lighter. Like Whip cream. Haha

A troubled man prepares for his ultimate solitude by surrounding himself with his friends. Thats why the pawns go first.

我要能睡得安稳

not really. Too stable and then you go in lumber forever. Haha

Lately cannot sleep properly. Always got alot of images in my mind and thoughts that cannot be broken.

Always thinking of the poor crocodile that had his favourite chocolate cake splattered to the floor and having no cake to eat. He has a smile on his plastic face but the sadness comes from deep bottom of his heart.

Time to hand him a piece of chocolate cake to eat.

Fruitty Day

Before actual posting, I will like to say something extra first.

The famous picture is done up by a particular person.

The person complain that I steal his picture. (although the person in the picture is me. Shrugs shoulders) So now must acknowledge him.

The picture is edited and done up by 933 Small Fry DJ KUNHUA. Done so nice that now it become popular. Thank you kunhua

Okae kunhua hope you are happy and stop complaining i steal your picture. Haha

Anyway today is a fruitful day. So fruitful it is fruitty. Haha

First, in the afternoon, I received the phone call that I waited for two months.

Peifang laoshi call me and ask me if I want to be Stage Manager for Sept show. So happy. This show will be staged at drama centre. A new place where it is a first for me. So quite excited.

Then at night I went to watch 'A Stranger at Home' by Drama Box with Kunhua. Nice show. One of QingLiang's better shows anyway.

Then kunhua give me eat a fruit sweet.

Therefore, it is a fruitty day.

Haha

Picturesque

This picture is now famous already. Somebody used it on msn display pictures

It is also the wallpaper for handphone. Haha

Actually the picture was taken when I went drinking during one birthday banquet. At that time not funny because just wanted to drink.

But then now on retrospective, it is quite funny. Got person tell me it cheers him up when he sees it on his handphone whenever he is down.

Haha.

I wonder if it will end up on Sunday Times.

Haha

Broad Band

Just finished watching SuperBand on Channel U. Actually have tuition every monday but diliberately shifted class to watch the show

I LOVE MILO PENG

They are the best band in the competition lah. Somemore today they sang a song from my favorite pop duo from last time Wu Yin Liang Pin.

WHOOHOO.

Not only they sing a nice and simple song with no noise or rap in it, but they reinvented some music elements and added them wonderfully into the song.

WHOOHOO.

Simple solid yet inventive. These are the qualities that never change in this band. Thats why I have supported them from the start. They have similar principles that I have.

In other words, we can connect. Haha

Hopefully they become superband. No matter what other people say.

I think for the first time, I might just pick up my phone and vote for them. There are very few reality competitions where I was motivated to vote.

Project Superstar: Voted for Derrick because unique

Superhost: Voted for Yunying because GEKL friend

Anyway I think lucky cannot vote teams out. Because despite enjoying the show, there is really a big thorn in the flesh.

This summer got strong breeze. But then the breeze is very smelly. The group Summer Breeze is really a ear sore because they cannot sing then still inside the competition. I mean i dun understand why the judges give them fail although today is not too bad but then I think long time ago they should have been out so the judges were correct

If they get eliminated, I will have a banquet at 'White Tangerine' Anybody can come as long as that week after i announce the banquet you all call me and register.

Haha. No bragging I will really have the banquet.

I LOVE MILO PENG!!

He Said: "I should have killed you when I had the chance"

I have a friend.

In fact, I have many friends.

But then this friend (lets call him Mr A) said something worth blogging about the other day on the msn. In fact, it is his nickname that is shocking

His Nick: "I should have killed you when I had the chance"

The 'you' was Mr A's ex.

They broke up quite sometime ago and Mr A never ever contacted his ex again.

But then, one day, Mr A's friend told him about his ex's blog.

After much consideration, he decided to go to his ex's blog to check it out. He was quite angry to find out that his ex wrote some mean stuff abt him.

He hated his ex even more. They didnt break up on a very good note, I think.

This shocked me. I keep wondering over the next few days about something.

If two people loved each other when they are together, isnt it scary how love changes to hate so quickly? Why love can change to hate? They are on different parts of the feelings spectrum, you know?

I thought it was quite horrific that people can say they love each other such that they go into a relationship but then after they hate each other. So much so when one wants to kill the other.

Or is it sad? (Shakes head)

Tsk Tsk Tsk. Homosapiens. ( Opps too much magneto for me. Sorrie, this month got alot of new comics series, plus two doses of Xmen3)

That is why I think relationships will never be part f my life. The changes and possible permutations in a relationship make it horrible to think about. Money may be corrupting, but then it is much more safer and tamer once you master your desires and the lure of money as well.

Life is too short for hate and love. Even if we are not 'homo-superior'

Maybe you all who chance upon this posting can tag my board or add comments. It has been awhile since my blog has seen a flurry of activities anyway.

Look forward to your comments. Everyone.

Fatty Bom Bom

In the month of May, I really feel like the CEO of a company.

Or boss.

Because although i have work i dont need to work everyday. Some days got work go to work. Somemore not very long. Sometimes just work two hours then go home.

Other days no work just stay at home watch tv and write script. Sometimes got friends meet friends. No friend and bored at home go arcade spend the day.

Really like boss. No need to work whole day. Only somedays got meeting then work abit longer.

The longest I have worked is from 2pm to 9.30pm, but not continuous. 3 tuition lessons in a day.

The pay for a part time like me is also like boss pay.4 figure a month. Haha.

Some people will think I trying to show off. But i not.

Just trying to muse about it.

But even if this kind of life sound good actually it is not really. Sometimes I see people work 9 to 5 i envy them because whole day got something to keep them occupied. When I am at home, I think alot of extra stuff. Stuff that is no good for health. But good for scriptwriting. Haha

Anyway past week have been quite monotonous because of extra tuition lessons. Extra income but also extra hours with stupid kids. Okay not all are stupid. Some only. Some are smart beyond wonders

Therefore, for the past week whenever I free, I just go timezone arcade at northpoint. Shoot the hell out of enemies in time crisis 2.

Now is school holidays. So got alot of kids go arcade. With their parents. I saw one auntie bring all her vegetables from market go arcade, sit down there and play some shoot fish game. Somemore complete the game. Haha

Anyway my point is that I see alot of fat kids leh. They are not mini fat loh. It is supremely overweight.

Like anytime going to explode and cover the whole arcade with fats.

One time while resting I sit down and count ratio. The ratio of fat kids to think kids is 9:1

Wahluh.

Last 2 semesters, whenever I wake up 5.30am for school, I always see one super fat boy walk to school. But he dont carry his own bag. The mother, short skinny and small carry the bag.

The boy is stupid.

But then I think the mother more stupid. Some of you may think I have no right to comment on other people parenting skills. But please lah, stop being so politically correct all the time.

That is why our fat kid ratio is 9 : 1 based on your politically correct answers.

Anyway the fat kids run around the arcade playing all types of games and they are like so expert. It explains alot.

I think parents should be loving but know how to draw the line.

Dont carry your kid's bag to school especially when he or she already very fat.

Then might as well you study for him and get degree for him and work somemore for him and die for him.

Lucky when i was young my mom made me eat grass and I have to do eight hours of housework everyday. I only sleep four hours a day as a child.

Thats why I am not a fatty bom bom

Haha

X-Men

Since X men opened I have watched it two times.

After the two times, I cursed. After waiting eagerly for so many years, the final part of this trilogy is a horribly big letdown for me ( a staunch comic fan who reads comics every month)

Anybody who comes to my house will probably be stunned by my large collection of comics. I call it the Marvel library.

It is most fortunate that Brett Ratner managed to pull it off in terms of entertainment value. Otherwise, he would be Joel Schumacher No 2, who killed the Batman franchise with his stupid Batman and Robin. (yes, the arnold swacchannager one)

The last part lost its intelligent spirit. For those living on Tibet for sometime, X-men is a comic with an extremely brainy undercurrent. It deals with the world's intolerance and alienation for those who cannot fit in with the majority.

For the last two movies, Bryan Singer retained the brainy layering of the comic very well, merging the serious issues with entertainment value, with the mainstream-ness required of a summer blockbuster.

X-men 3 LOOKS meaningful because of the message that the screenwriter instilled into the script.

But then the direction tried to mask some stupid things under the cover of the meaningful and intelligent message.

The action sequences were no doubt spectacular..... but then they were without meaning and they dont fit into the plot at all. They looked like some extra things, like some awesome commercials or advertisements.

Anyway I actually was not here to critic the movie.

Depending on how you look at it, there are actually X-men around us. They are not people with special powers but people that dont fit into the majority.

Homosexuals, ugly people, uncool people, people of other races that might be minority, people that generally dont fit in.

For time on end, the majority has always been ostracising them or making fun of them or dividing lines so clearly to make sure they know they are the minority.

The feeling is no good, I can assure you. When people talk about the outcast groups or people as if they were monsters.

How many times have you heard people wanting to beat up gays when they see them?

How many times have you trampled on the person who has lesser looks or inferior outfits than you?

Yet time and time again, I see these marginalised people fighting back in their own miraculous and optimistic ways.

Ian Mckellan ( Gandalf / Magneto / Sir Leigh Teabing) is gay, but much a greater actor than other 'normal' people.

There is no such thing as normal when it comes to living things. We may be different, but who is to say what is normal? The majority? Just because the majority said so they are correct?

So now, I urge those who read this posting to reconsider your actions and ideals. Let us erase these discrimination lines between people. Let us embrace those who are different, who dare to be different.

There should be no cure for differences. Diversity should be accepted.

And for the record, Iron Man is not an X-man