The Lucky Night Banquet
DaeGekLeng keep saying ah suay (unlucky) is following him around. Make him unlucky.
In case anybody else is facing the same problem as well, I will like to offer a solution to chase away Ah Suay
How To Chase Away Ah Suay
1) 5 am in the morning, find the coldest spot in your living room and stand there for half an hour
(This make ah suay very cold and weak)
2) Next, in the morning 9 am, eat pineapple rice. (Pineapple rice is lucky and ah suay hate lucky stuff)
3) Paint a big red 'Happiness' in Chinese character (Xi) on drawing block and paste it on your toilet bowl. (Weaken ah suay powers)
4) Finally watch a scary horror movie. In the middle of the movie, scold the bad word 'Puah Cheebye'
(Ah suay will be scared of the horror movie. When you suddenly scold puah cheebye he will be so afraid tat he run out of the cinema and never be seen again. Either that or you leave him behind in the cinema and wait for the next person to kena)
How To Invite Ah Heng
Only One way: Buy ang gu kueh and pineapple tarts. Mash 8 of each together in a bowl and eat everything up in the toilet. While eating, shout happy every 8 mouthfuls
Oh yah, by the way I am announcing my banquet details to celebrate the elimination of Summer Beeze
After checking all my dates, I have to hold the banquet this week. Of all the days, I have tuition on all days. However, I only dont have tuition on THUR NIGHT.
Night Banquet
Day: Thur (22/6)
Time: 8pm
Place: White Tangerine at Kovan MRT
There is a theme for this banquet. You must have something on you which is very cheena (Zhong guo feng) Just one thing enough, can be bracelet or bag or cap or shoes or whatever
Since this is night banquet, there will be no full course dinner. If you are going to eat huge, please eat something before coming or you can come and eat here. However, there will be alot of junk food
There will be a game played using general knowledge and lots of insults. Please read up on your general knowledge or you will be thoroughly insulted by the host of the game.
I know WL you all got something on that day. But no choice I only got that NIGHT free for a long time. Anyway if still cannot complete excursion by 8pm, please let me know.
DaeGekLeng if you cannot come then better tell me quickly. Otherwise I will just go ahead without you.
Whoever who wants to come please let me know. Preparing the game need to know who's coming
Good night and Good Luck
In case anybody else is facing the same problem as well, I will like to offer a solution to chase away Ah Suay
How To Chase Away Ah Suay
1) 5 am in the morning, find the coldest spot in your living room and stand there for half an hour
(This make ah suay very cold and weak)
2) Next, in the morning 9 am, eat pineapple rice. (Pineapple rice is lucky and ah suay hate lucky stuff)
3) Paint a big red 'Happiness' in Chinese character (Xi) on drawing block and paste it on your toilet bowl. (Weaken ah suay powers)
4) Finally watch a scary horror movie. In the middle of the movie, scold the bad word 'Puah Cheebye'
(Ah suay will be scared of the horror movie. When you suddenly scold puah cheebye he will be so afraid tat he run out of the cinema and never be seen again. Either that or you leave him behind in the cinema and wait for the next person to kena)
How To Invite Ah Heng
Only One way: Buy ang gu kueh and pineapple tarts. Mash 8 of each together in a bowl and eat everything up in the toilet. While eating, shout happy every 8 mouthfuls
Oh yah, by the way I am announcing my banquet details to celebrate the elimination of Summer Beeze
After checking all my dates, I have to hold the banquet this week. Of all the days, I have tuition on all days. However, I only dont have tuition on THUR NIGHT.
Night Banquet
Day: Thur (22/6)
Time: 8pm
Place: White Tangerine at Kovan MRT
There is a theme for this banquet. You must have something on you which is very cheena (Zhong guo feng) Just one thing enough, can be bracelet or bag or cap or shoes or whatever
Since this is night banquet, there will be no full course dinner. If you are going to eat huge, please eat something before coming or you can come and eat here. However, there will be alot of junk food
There will be a game played using general knowledge and lots of insults. Please read up on your general knowledge or you will be thoroughly insulted by the host of the game.
I know WL you all got something on that day. But no choice I only got that NIGHT free for a long time. Anyway if still cannot complete excursion by 8pm, please let me know.
DaeGekLeng if you cannot come then better tell me quickly. Otherwise I will just go ahead without you.
Whoever who wants to come please let me know. Preparing the game need to know who's coming
Good night and Good Luck
posted by Kian Tong at 11:33 PM
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