The Emancipation of Mimi

No, i am not going to advertise Mariah Carey's album. I am going to tell you about something ordinary.

I have a friend

Her name is Mimi

Mimi is a secret admirer of somebody. His name is A (changed for protection). She met him 2 years ago at aparticular workplace. They both worked at the same place.

Ever since, she fell in love with him. Mimi keep telling me that he is a really nice person. But i didn't think so. I thought she just loved A because he was quite good looking. Mimi was always telling me that she think this guy is so cute or that guy is so good looking. Mimi, in chinese is known as a 花痴, or a desparate woman in english.

But the other day she came crying to me... I was meeting her for dinner at Waterloo Street when she bawled out loudly, right in the middle of the street. My faced turned crisom red and was instantly embarassed. From the way she was crying people probably thought i ask her to abort our child. Yucks!! So disgusting. How I even think of such stuff

She told me she was disappointed. She revealed that she thought that she always have a chance, no matter how slim it was. She actually wanted to go for cosmetic surgery to remove her acne scars and buck teeth. But now all these was no longer needed

It turns out that A found his dream lover. It turns out that A had no other woman in his eyes excpet his dream lover.

I could tell she was terribly hurt and disappointed. I have never seen her cry like that. She go play games with Fate. Fate let her down. This is also why I refused to get involved in something so transient and elusive. I am afraid of getting hurt, for I am not a very strong person

But i consoled mimi. I thought now that A found his dream lover, Mimi was emancipated. ( no john that one is constipated) Emancipated means liberated. Mimi was free from the cage of secret admiration. She dont have to wait for a love that has no ending. She was now liberated to go find the real person who will love her and she will love.


This is an ordinary story. It is not sensational nor filled with my usual sharp wit and homour. You probably felt cheated to come my blog and read such a posting with such low standard. But I have to tell it. For celebration of the emancipation of Mimi

HKT and the Season of Movies

Answer some questions first before posting proper. Some people ask me why my blog so influential and then i never talk abt Melvyn Tan using my sharp wit

For those who dun noe who Melvyn is, he is the Singaporean world renowned pianist..... who skipped NS of course. (Snigger snigger snigger)

He skipped NS never mind, the cheebye thing is that he got away with a fine of $5000 which was (quote some famous person) peanuts. (Opps see lah see lah force me to use profanities)

I was thinking so many 'whiny s'pore boys' (Quote A*Star Chairman) already slam MT on their blogs liao, why should i join in? Slam here slam there you all think world wrestling federation arh?

I dun slam him but that doesn't mean i dun take an educated swipe at him - Okae abit about him.

Running away from a responsibility to pursue his own dreams (music) is selfish. Really selfish. Not the type that sleep in the seawater mimi, that one is shellfish.

In S'pore which young man dun have dreams to pursue? Who dont have things to do? But no matter what happens or how reluctant, we eventually carry our responsibility to do NS like real men, even though we kaopei alot in the bunks of BMT and Sispec.

We ensure that our people are safe and sound, but while we were ensuring the safety and soundness of his parents as well, he was out there, pursing his dream, escaping his responsibilities as a Sporean Boy. Coward

JunYang oso do finish his NS den pursue music dreams what. Taufik oso go patrol finish den go s'pore idol what. Derrick Hoh has to pursue his music career every SAT Bookout.

What gives MT the fucking right to siam? Why? eat too much mee siam den can siam arh? See lah see lah vulgarities again.

If Mr Phillip Yeo thinks that Sporean NS ready Boys are weak then I think he has not seen MT. Mr Yeo open your eyes and see, this is the one who makes the rest of us look like heroes. (Not from the movie lah john, watch too much zhang yimou liao lah)

I guess that is why we are all so angry. We all turn into Hulk Hogan and slam him left right centre. If in the army we got one word to describe MT and that is Hum Chee. This is not a bad word. Please lah mary every hokkien word is bad word meh?

And for his hum chee actions he got away with a fine that he doesnt even remember, just like how I forgot how much i paid for the packet of mee rubus i am eating now. The fire i think burn even bigger.

Maybe next time when i have a son i sent him go Sarawak den no need to do NS liao. But hopefully he wont agree becoz I will one tight slap let him go die.

Enough liao too angry for words now. Need to sleep to cool down. Cant remember what i was going to talk about anyway

Fat or Pregnant?

Was on the MRT going back to my house. No no... mimi, the mrt don't go straight to my house dun be silly.

Anyway I saw this Malay woman boarding the MRT at Kranji. She was wearing a traditional malay dress but i dun noe what is that called. She stood close to me as there are no available seats.

Just then, I saw something. Her stomach was very big. Very rounded as if it was carrying a watermelon. Far away you will not see it because the baggy dress hid it very well. But as she was standing extremely close i could see it very clearly.

At first I thought she was just fat. But then later I wondered if she was pregnant. If she was, then I must give my seat to her. But if she was just fat then I dun want to. Fat people must exercise more so she should stand up if she was fat.

Faced with this situation, I was thinking how to handle it. I dun wanna give up my seat wrongly, but cannot possibly go and ask her: 'Excuse me, are you fat or pregnant?' right.

But then later I realise she was just fat. On the next stop, somebody vacated a seat and she floated across to it effortlessly, as if she was Michelle Yeoh from 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' or Trinity from 'The Matrix'

Haha lucky never give my seat to her

Exams Were A Big Fat Disaster:Seriously

Hello, back with a new season of blog postings. Haha I noe most of you missed me. Some even tried to close down my blog for me out of anger. But nobody can take my blog away. Haha

I made a prediction before the exams and it turns out to be quite true. One day after much struggling to get some biostatiscal formulae correct, I told my friend KR in fustration: These exams are one big fat disaster waiting to happen!

And it is true. The big fat disaster happened. But dont worrie you are not going to hear about it. Out of 10 blogs I visited, 8 complained about how hard the exams were and how disastrous they were. So many disasters, you all think it is 'The Day after tomorrow' arh??

Oh anyway, the next 'random blog awards' will be up soon. For those who dun noe what this is it is a award event where the best blogs and blog postings will be celebrated on my site. It is a good chance also for you to advertise your blogs. For those who want to nominate any blog or positings you can leave a message on my comments page for this postings.

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