A Bloody Improvised Friday

This post was supposed to appear yesterday. But really very busy these two days. Work like a dog.

The post is split into the bloody part and the improvised part.

Friday was a really bloody day. Was trying to wash my sister's cup. Suddenly, the porcelain cup handle broke and produced a very sharp end. The sharp end somehow pierced into my palm and tore off a piece of flesh.

Suddenly there was blood everywhere from my palm. The whole sink dripped with blood. For a moment I thought it was just a small cut and I tried washing the wound under the sink tap. But upon washing, a lot more blood flowed and it became very painful. I realise something is wrong.

Upon closer examination, the piece of flesh is loosely attached to the rest of the hand. Even more blood started to flow and I walked across the kitchen to get tissue paper.

As I sat down for awhile, I saw the kitchen floor full of blood drops everywhere. Felt abit dizzy seeing so much blood everywhere.

Sat there for very long before realising what happen. Had to clear up the kitchen sink and the floor after I dressed the wound.

For those who thought I was joking or exaggerating, fuck you.

The next time I see u I will show you the piece of flesh.

That night tried to go Esplanade to get ticket to watch 'Cabaret' Cannot get tickets last minute.

So improvised and got ticket to watch 'The Car and 41 hours' Much cheaper also.

Tried to go 'Beijing La Mian' to eat dinner before show. Beijing la mian collapsed already. All other food outlets are very crowded and noisy because it is friday

So improvised and quickly go esplanade library to check out the food outlet.

I discovered a gem. The place is very quiet and nice because it is in the library. Even friday but only three tables filled there. The food there is not filling, but relatively cheap for a place in the esplanade. The service is nice

Suitable for afternoon tea for a few friends who want to talk and enjoy scenery and quiet ambience.

I think not many people know of the place.

So that sums up a bloody improvised Friday

Aunt Faithful

Aiyoh, met a quite faithful yet I think crazy auntie today.

Was waiting for bus at interchange to go tuition. I was the second in the queue. The first is a middle-aged woman.

At first she looked very normal. After awhile, I heard some soft off-tune singing. I looked over and saw the auntie singing. I thought she was just humming her favorite oldie and ignored her.

As time passed, her singing got louder and louder and I could hear her singing quite clearly. Pitch problems, I thought to myself. So gave her 9.5 / 20 for her singing.

Then she started to gesture about together with her singing. I thought she is going crazy so I quickly shift slightly down the queue. Wont want to be attacked half-way to tuition.

Upon closer observation from afar, I realise she was chanting buddhist scriptures. Her gestures were praying gestures.

Out comes the compassionate buddha gesture.

Then the lotus holding gesture

Then the praying palm position

Then the respectful position.

In short, she was praying in view of the whole public. Singing buddhist songs and doing buddhist rituals, in a bus interchange queue.

I consider myself quite a faithful buddhist but i think this kind of praying thing should keep at home to do or go temple. I mean, if you pray in bus interchange dont feel weird meh? Bus interchange is for waiting for bus what, not praying and chanting.

She must be damn faithful to be praying aloud in bus interchange. But even if really faithful should not pray in public places lah

People will think you are crazy loh.

Anyway, when board the bus, I quickly sit far far away from Aunt Faithful. Not because scared, but just wanted to have a peace of mind.

Singaporeans really like to do weird weird stuff. I think increased taxi fares made everyone gone mad.

We went bonkers as a nation.

Road Runner

Was on the MRT to rehearsal for september production.

By the way, september production is really fun. Although it is a children's show, i get to work with a lot of fun people and during rehearsals, they just make it so fun.

Like Goh Guat Kian, winner of 6th Life Theatre Awards. Look like an mother, play like a child. Haha.

Like Kah-Y and Wanshi, last time from Finger Players. I think they still are now.

Anyway my point is that they are all very fun people and like to play in rehearsals.

Back to my story on the MRT. When we reached Ang Mo Kio, the MRT door opened.

Suddenly got one blinding dash of blue light rushed past me. There was a slight gust of wind and my eight-days magazine was blown over.

I thought got war or tsunami engulfing Singapore and people are making an escape. So I looked up to quickly see what happen.

In the end it is just a stupid low class blue-shirt auntie. She ran very fast to reserve the corner seats for both her and her friend who was old and couldnt run fast.

Can see from her face that she is very proud to be the fastest person to ever board the MRT and sit down.

Why she cannot see that this kind of behaviour is very low class and disgusting? Running so fast just to get the seats she wanted. As if she didnt get the seats she would die like that.

Very Barbaric.

I mean if she can run so fast why she dont go and put her running skills into good use? Like running for charity?

Aiyoh, she is really a road runner. But a disgraceful one.

Run so fast why must take MRT? Run to your next destination lah. Stupid.

Tsk Tsk

Some singaporeans really know how to disgrace the rest of us civilised citizens.

Random Blog Awards 2006

Intro

Last year had a successful random blog awards where more than 5 awards given out to those wonderful and deserving blogs.

This year, more than 5 awards will be given out again, to celebrate the best in the blogsphere.

My blogsphere actually.

Without further ado, lets see who won what

Best Blog Design

Win: Basu's Sweska Says

Simple and coordinated colours spread over the blog and the font used is very pleasant to the eye. The blog feels uncluttered. Makes reading a pleasure.

Honorable Mention: Elvin's Meine Reise

A lot of technologically advanced things that were self-designed. The good part is that all these self made accessories were arranged in an uncluttered manner. The bad part is that they have not changed since last year or so.

Most Sensitive New Age Guy (SNAG) Blog

Win: Dewei's Wandering Mind

Discusses about love, sentimental stuff and social theories in a much sensitive way. Talks about them in an unboring, unirritating way and simple enough for people to read. Makes the author feel and look like a real SNAG.

Honorable Mention: Elvin's Meine Reise

Also talks about sentimental stuff, love for dogs and other people, anger at big bullies and unfair stuff. But could have been more sensitive to win.

Most Devil-May-Care Blog

Win: OGH's In A Beat Of A Heart

Doesnt care about his blog at all. Postings are all random, about anything and everything under the sun. Video clips sometimes damage the blog layout for some reason but he doesnt care either. All sort of obscene and crazy pictures. What more can I say?

Honorable mention: DaeGekLeng's No Title

The blog doesnt have a proper title. The blog got no hit counter. The blog got no pictures. The blog has poor english sentence structures. But the owner doesnt care. Just wanna blog about what he want to say. Devil May care but not him.

Most Angst Ridden Blog

Win: James' When Will The Hatred End?

What does the title of the blog say? Hatred is the Keyword. The blog has alot of thoughts about slapping, throwing chairs in people's face, shouting, kicking people where it hurts most,scolding bad words and everything angsty. Who can win a person who sometimes just cannot calm down?

Honorable Mention: Elvin's Meine Reise

Complain complain and complain. About unfair stuff. About stupid people. About bullies. About busy things. About this about that. Only James could have won him in terms of angst level

Best Information Blog

Win: Jason's Rock It In Black And White

Has abundant information about SIA, food and accomodation and places of interest from all OVER THE WORLD. His blog really holds all the information possible that beats anybody hands down.

Honorable Mention: Kunhua's Kun Hua's Blog

Has abundant information about alot of aspects. Not that this blog is not good enough. It is just that it cannot possibly beat travel information that comes every two or three days.

And now for the big prizes....

Best Blog Posting

Win: Basu's Sweska Says - A Hobby Room

Sentimental, imaginative and touching. Inspiring due to the human touch. Tops the rest with a beautiful and sentimental picture. Therefore the Best Blog Posting

Honorable Mention: DaeGekLeng's No Title - Funny Kitchen

Really funny, entertaining and imaginative. Talks about wanting sell a small piece of his kitchen to anybody who wants it. Triumphs any other amusing posting. If only his whole blog consist of such postings, then he would have won Best Entertainment Blog.

Best Entertainment Blog

Win: Sua Ning's Entropy

His blog was very entertaining because full of wacky theories and quizzes and you will have to litterally navigate through a huge maze to get to the actual postings. Keeps people entertained for hours. But it crashed sometime this year so this is a posthumous award.

Honorable Mention: HKT's God Is In His Heaven All Is Right With The World

Haha, so much stupid stuff. Who isnt entertained? But could have been better as not everyone agrees to this blog's entertainment value

Ending

Thats all folks. All awards are given out. Judge's decision is final and no contest of awards will be entertained. Since this is random, might not have to wait till next year for the next round of awards. Maybe I will have it when I feel random. Haha

In the meantime, work hard and come out with better postings.

Thank you

Jiantong AKA Kiantong

Today is Saturday. Saturday is a happy day.

Today I am quite unhappy about a few things.

Really quite 'dulan' and impatient when these things happen.

But I wont recount unhappy things here.

Because this is my blog.

I am Jiantong AKA Kiantong.

People think I am cheerful and funny and smiley all the time.

How can I ever have my problems? If really have problems then how come always smiley and jokey? Only you all can be lonely and problematic and unhappy what. Right?

Cheebye

I not important what, right? Only some goddamn unimportant character.

The beautiful clowns are the best what. They are the gods in the world. What they have done and said are absolutely nothing but the real truth of the world what, right? Huh?

Who cares about a small unimportant fucker like me.

I am only Jiantong AKA Kiantong only what.

I am nothing else what right?

So whatever the fuck I do or say is not the fuckest best in the world what right?

PUA CHEEBYE

Problem Kids

Today go buy lunch.

Saw a huge bunch of students gathering around Macdonalds. All talked loudly and blocked the way and all are exam failers and trouble-makers.

You all know who I am talking about right? That group lah.

I wonder why those people who are poor and cannot afford it want to have so many kids for what?

They need to work long hours then have little money how to teach the kids properly?

Then in the end these neglected kids turn bad like rotten bananas and then they create trouble for us. They turn Singapore into a super low class city with lots of cigarette butts and phlegm on the floor.

I think Li Xie got the right answer to all these problems.

Why cannot have permit for giving birth?

Those who have good living conditions can have more permits to have babies.

Those who cannot even feed themselves should have less permits and less babies. If they secretly have babies force them to pass to other people.

Then like that the problem segment of Singapore can be eradicated sooner or later. Though I know not completely.

If I were the prime minister I would apply this law.

But quite controversial so I think the next day my government will be toppled over

Haha

Telepathic Conversation

Yes I did.

But it is really what I feel.

I am not apologetic for it.

I know I am right all along. Even others think so.

I am right

Haven't you discover what is wrong?

YES. There is something wrong with you, damn it!

I dont know if you are denying it or you really dont know. But there really is a problem.

When more than one person says it means there is some basis to it.

Dont be stubborn.

Listen, look and think properly

A country long divided must unite. A country long united must divide.

Get it?

Clarification

Let me clarify something.

The previous philosophy of life posting, is not talking about anyone in particular. Just 'you' in general

So stop asking me if I am talking about you in specific terms

Damn it.

You think I so free meh?

Thank you very much

Gold Digger

This post is from yesterday one. But really no time to blog. Continue to need to divide myself into many many pieces.

Yesterday was on the MRT back home. Nowadays need to take less taxi because not comfortable at all. Dont know why some cabs called comfort when not comforting at all.

Then suddenly saw this handsome guy. Really like star like that. Wear very nice and stylish clothes.

Was thinking how come I not like him when suddenly he started to dig his nose. Right in front of everybody who can see.

Everybody stare at him while he continue to dig and dig.

The uncle from Ang Mo Kio St 78 stare at him.

The ah-ma from Woodlands Ave 6 opened her eyes wide and look hard.

The young budding artist from Yishun St 21, thats me, stared at him very hard.

Why such a presentable person dig nose in the train?

Aiyoh spoil image. Then not paiseh that everyone is staring at him meh?

If children saw it what will they think? They will think it is okay to play with dog shit or cow dung because nose shit and cow shit should be the same.

Bad example.

The best part is he still play with his nose shit between his fingers after digging. Finally he flicked it to the floor and start to play with the handphone.

I saw the uncle from Ang Mo Kio St 78 shifted a little bit.

Lucky not my friend if not I will just pretend I dont know him

This kind of gold digger friend I dont want.

Any of you is a public gold digger please dont tell me.

Otherwise we are not friends liao

Haha

HKT and the Philosophies of Life Lesson Five: Discovery Channel

Life is a relatively short journey.

But I think we discover alot of things on this short journey.

This two months I discover quite abit of things that I never knew.

I realise sometimes nobody can forever stay friends. We become friends with some people because we initially can get along.

But when together for longer time, we discover alot of things about each other that we dont like or even hate. We drift apart. We talk bad about the person. Relationship changes and we will never be friends like before.

I discover that sometimes you never thought some people are really your good friends. But they really are. When something good happens to them, they share it with you.

Today suddenly a person share his happiness with me. Friends for quite long but now then know he also think of me when got something to share

I got another close friend by my side.

Yesterday read the blog of a very distant friend. Realise he cries alot by himself. We are similar in many areas and we even face the same problems and difficulties. But I manage to brush aside alot of these unhappy things while he cries night after night about unhappy stuff.

I am actually stronger than I think I am.

Finding out stuff is actually happy or even bittersweet.

Maybe you should quickly discover some more stuff about this world before your journey on earth ends.

To do that, I guess you need to get something to do first.

Have a task. Get a goal. Have aims.

Then discover.

One Piece

I realise this week really very busy.

And damn it. It is going to get even more busy in August and September.

Last time daegekleng always say he is so busy that if he divide himself into pieces and pass to everyone also not enough.

In my heart I thought this person so exaggerated. No wonder eliminated in 'Superhost'. Haha

But today I finally felt how true the words are when suddenly everyone is looking for me and asking me to be at some place. All within one hour.

Really is if I give one piece of myself to everyone who wants it also not enough.

First thing in the morning wake up daegekleng sms me ask me whether want to buy birthday present.

5 min later set designer called me up to say she couldnt finish the work and ask if I can be down today to help.

Another 5 min later tuition mother ask me to give consecutive tuition lessons on fri.

20 min later director call me when can meet up to discuss props list for august show.

Then people ask whether can meet up for dinner on Sun before they go back to NTU next monday. Have not reject till now. But have to reject because really no time.

Events slot here slot there also not possible.

But all these things happen not bacause I take too many things at once.

Need to do all these things because of various reasons. Either money or good learning experience or not enough people so depend on capable talents like me.

I can forsee August and September are 'vomit blood' months for me already. School reopens then also.

Wake up to an even more busy day than today. Sigh

True Story

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

Smell of Men

Last time got one movie called 'smell of rain' advertised and reviewed on my blog.

Today I got the inspiration to make another film called 'Smell of Men'

Was on the MRT today after another set-building day.

Saw two low class uncles wearing very dirty shirts and short pants and slippers and carrying old bags. Super low class. But that was not the worst part.

Then later got three empty seats on the train and we sat next to each other.

I could smell the sweat-smell from their shirts and I swear they are more smelly than crocroaches. Felt like vomiting out the cheese fries and the ice-cream that I ate.

Still not the most terrible thing.

They were busy talking to each other. When they opened their mouths, there was a terrible stench floating around and I was poisoned by it.

Wanted to scream loudly and run crazily out of the train to save myself. But cannot because rushing home to watch Milo Peng beat Mantou.

Wah piang. Every minute really can feel myself being eroded away by the bad smell.

In the midst of the torture, I noticed that they speak heavily accented chinese. Meaning made-in-china, in case u are stupid and dont know what I am talking about.

When you are from some foreign country, dont you want to protect the image of your country and yourself as well?

Many singaporeans very judgemental one. They think all study mamas are massage ladies aka prostitutes. I think now people will think all china man smelly and low class.

Luckily somebody left a seat and I quickly escaped to the opposite bench. But as I observed, those people who sat next to them either covered their noses or they ran away to other seats like me.

The two smelly men are oblivious.

Got one mystery: They sit so close to each other they wont feel like dying meh? Or they smelly too long used to it already?

Lesson: Please bath before you go out of your house. Brush your teeth also. Thank you

Bag Trend

Lately got alot of trends.

World Cup so many trends to study. Daegekleng say must study trends. Not that I listen to him.

I sparked off another trend lately.

That day went Bugis Junction supposed to meet some people but they cock up something. So had some time and since I am quite angry, went shopping to appease my anger.

Went to Zinc and bought a bag. I thought the bag looked very nice and it was cheap. 25 dollars only.

In the end when I meet my friends, they say the bag very nice. When I told them the price they say " Okay okay I am going to buy also."

Then next day go tuition got two students keep saying the bag very nice and they also going to get it.

Damn it.

Later so many people I know got the same bag then it lose its uniqueness already.

But it is a nice feeling to be a trendsetter.

Everybody look up to me and think I made good choice and they want to follow.

I am the light glow at the top of a dark mountain.

Haha

150

Hey, this is my 150th blog posting.

Yep, 150 and still going strong. Oh, how far this blog has come from being an anonymous little voice to a wildly popular and widely recognised haven of stories.

Thank you for all your support these two years. When I reached the 200th posting shall do a look-back.

Haha.

Anyway today is an extremely busy day. It is even more busy than usual saturdays that I didnt have time to even place my bets for Portugal vs Germany.

3 consecutive tuition lessons. Morning 10.30 am to 4.00 Reach home and bathed. Out of house 6pm to help go build set for theatre show. Reach home 11.30 pm.

Whew. How did I manage to survive at all? Lucky I took taxi to rush from place to place. KRRL reminded me on the phone this month my taxi bill must be very high.

Yeah, already reached a whopping 200 dollars and still counting. Nowadays, I think taxi uncles see me on the road they will suddenly smile brightly and wave to me

'Come come kiantong come. Take my taxi give me money'

I think thats their private song when they see me.

Okay, why am I ranting on about monotonous stuff?

Anyway today while on one taxi I suddenly remembered I got two things to tell you all.

First, that day I saw the trailer for Spiderman 3 already at Grand Cathay.

WHOA! Really really look exciting and great. Cant wait for it to premiere on may 7 2007.

Secondly, please never ever patronise the K-ster KTV at Chinatown again. Really really lousy. I go there three times already and the computer always jam, lights never off and also room very small. Hate it especially when during one song sing beautifully and then suddenly screen hang and need to wait for crew to come and reset.

The fucking reset takes so long that it is longer than longhouse. (NaHuBuTiNaHu, haha)

And the best part is that the service people dont seem very sincerely apologetic anyway. They are as sincere as daegekleng or BS saying sorry to me for insulting me. Haha

I made it a personal motto to not go there again, even if I will have to stop singing.

Haha

V.I.B. Part 2

I am very proud of something again.

Today got another agree my blog is very interesting blog.

BS say he agree also.

Yay.

I guess this is a really awesome blog.

But must be humble. So will name some blogs which can fight this incredible one.

DaeGekLeng's blog. - if only he go back to last time that kind of standard. Now sometimes he talks about boliao stuff.

Jason's blog - food and travel makes great ingredients for a blog. If only he would take on a more humorous and less mundane style of writing. Then it would surpass me.

Hope the above competitors wont get angry. If you know me well enough sometimes I just say things I like to.

Anyway how can I offend a great SPH admin assistant aka Superhost Reject.

How dare I anger the great charming and suave SIA steward?

Haha

PS: All the above mentioned blogs can be found on my links so do take a look when you are free. Not free also can read.

Dark Humor

I am an animal lover

Haha

World Class Actor

I am sorry I have to talk about this, James. No Offense

Today morning Portugal went out to France by a penalty kick in the 33rd minute.

Theiry Henry dived to get the penalty. For those who dont know what is diving, it means acting like you have been fouled maliciously but actually you have not. In simple words, cheat.

Now I despise him even more.

I disliked him anyway because I feel he has been constantly overrated. Yes he is very good in the EPL with his blistering pace or whatever good things.

But he is terrible for the country in World Cup 02 and Euro 04. He hasnt been that impressive for Arsenal in European competition Champion League.

This World Cup he was quite laughable at first. The first match he couldnt score he blamed everything and even the grass.

Yet he is called a World Class striker.

Fine I can live with that. A lot of people are constantly overrated.

But this morning he really made me despise him.

A world class striker with supposedly wonderful abilities need to resort to acting to help win an opponent.

Not his blistering pace. Not his scoring accuracy. But cheating.

New Paper say got smart fall and bad dive. Dont talk cock. New Paper got some writers and soccer babes love to talk cock with their stupid analysis. Cheat means cheat already.

Not that Portugal is a saint in this aspect. But their cheaters are not world class nor great footballers.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the king of diving. But then he is just an immature young kid. Besides, he is not world class player so who cares?

But Henry is. And when such a good player need to resort to underhand tactics, I despise him.

Anyway it is unfair to those who dive but didnt get penalty.

My sympathies to you, Scolari.

Scary Movie

Today early in the morning went to Grand Cathay with KRRL to watch Scary Movie 4.

In the end only got two of us in the movie theatre. Nobody else. Quite scary.

The movie was really very funny. At first we decided we wanted to laugh out very loudly deliberately because we have the whole theatre to ourselves.

But then the movie was so funny that we naturally laughed out loud. We laughed until we keep slapping the chairs and armrests around us.

The movie is really very funny so please if you have time and want to watch some really funny parody, please go.

After the movie we went shopping for awhile because KRRL wanted to get a bag for school.
We went quite alot of shops in Plaza Singapura but then he keep saying this expensive that not nice.

I asked him what his budget was and he said 60 dollars.

Told him to get plastic bags instead.

Hahaha.

Sometimes I think I am the funniest person among my friends. Who can be more funny?

Okay maybe daegekleng can fight with me. But I am sure I can prevail.

Haha

Matters of the Heart

Whenever watch hollywood hospital dramas like Grey's Anatomy or ER, I always spot alot of mistakes.

But they appear not because of insufficient medical knowledge. It is to increase the dramatic factor of the show.

The most glaring mistake is to immediately use defibrillators when resucitating a patient whose heart stopped.

Cue: Cheesy dangerous music.

Doctor pulls out electric chargers and shout 'Charge to 150. Clear' Then shock the patient until the body fly about two metres into the air.

Wrong wrong wrong.

The first thing to do when a patient's heart stop is to inject atropine IV and adrenaline. These two substances stimulate the heart to beat quickly.

I think can press on the patient's chest using CPR too

Scoff. If I could stand the sight of blood plus flesh and bones I would have went and applied for medicine.

Haha

Manicure At Alexander

My big toe nail have been giving me problems for the past two weeks.

Part of it was losen and the base was very firmly attached to my flesh. The other day on the bus my toenail hooked onto somebody's shoe soles and tore. But not completely.

Started bleeding. Applied some medicine and thought was okay. Today hook onto my jeans while wearing them. Started bleeding again. Therefore decided to go ask doctor to remove it after tuition. Imagine if I dont and one day in some public place it hooks onto something and tore completely with blood and flesh being splattered.

Go polyclinic. Doctor said must go Alexander Hospital. So took taxi down.

At Alexander hospital the doctor didnt want to remove the whole toenail. So he tried to cut the deformed part.

The toenail was too thick and even with a mechanical scissors the doctor stuggled with my toenail and caused me pain.

In the end I think he is quite 'dulan' and also he wanted to go home already. So he gave up cutting my nails and declared it is time to plug it out completely.

The whole process was very horrific even though I was lying down and didnt witness it.

First the doctor applied local anesthetia on the big toe. The needle poking was really painful but I didnt want to embarass myself so I keep very quiet.

After that he took some sort of medical equipment and started to poke the toe. He asked 'How?'

I said 'I can still feel the toe' with a sort of doubtful trembling voice. The doctor started laughing.

Then he said 'here goes' and he started to pull the toe nail. It was painful and I grabbed on to the bar of the bed, making sounds like 'Si.....Si' throughout the ordeal. Wanted to scold bad words but decided against it because I didnt want to look like some low class uncle from Toa Payoh Lorong 2.

When the nail was about 90 percent out, he use a small knife to cut abit of my flesh to completely detach the nail. I could feel the knife go through and I could feel pain again. I gripped onto the bar even harder.

Like I was going to give birth.

He gave some final pull and the nail came out. But I didnt know it was out and still continue to grip on to the bar. The doctor asked 'How' and then I said 'its quite painful'

Then he said 'You can let go of the bar now. Its over' Then he burst out into laughter again.

Then he still asked 'Want to have a look?' Then I went 'Its okay' because I could feel that it was bloody and gross. He started laughing again.

Damn. Embarass myself in front of a doctor. Like a coward of life.

The doctor reminded me of my friend James. Imagine if it was really James or Guanhong (medicine student) or anybody else I know. It would have been so laughable and more embarassing.

The manicure experience at AH was scary. I hope no need to go through it again.

These few days will be hobbling around in slippers so please walk slowly to accomodate me.

Thanks

V.I.B.

Got alot of people tell me my blog is very interesting.

So my blog is very interesting blog (V.I.B)

I also think my blog is very interesting.

Always got something for everyone to laugh, think or cry about.

Okay. Not really many people tell me. 3 people

Sua ning said so

Basu said so. She said this is a six star blog

Brandon said so.

Must be true. This is called 'heroes hold the same views' in chinese. English is 'great minds think alike'

If you like soccer here got stuff about soccer. If you like entertainment here also got stuff about entertainment. If you like theatre here got stuff about theatre. If you want bitchy stuff here got ALOT of bitchy things. If you want to laugh at people's sad things here also got alot of sad stories to laugh about.

What more can a blog have?

NaHuBuTiNaHu

Haha

No More Goodbye

This few days keep saying goodbye.

Got good goodbyes and bad goodbyes.

Goodbye to England. Good riddance. Although reporters always say they are the favorite singaporean team but all my friends around me seem very happy that they were eliminated.

Goodbye to Brazil. Sadness lingered for a day or two. It will be another four years before they can be in glorious light again as a team.

Goodbye Zheng Shang Gong. Said goodbye for like the 5th time. Cried for the 5th time as well. Da Chang Jin is like my favorite drama serial. Its the best. When did I last went for something so wildly popular?

Goodbye my old TV set. Today the new one arrived at my house and I am so in love with it. Clear pictures and the TV set is good enough to play games. Too bad I dun have a playstation 2 with me.

Now no need to say goodbye already. 'Milo Peng' won the revival round. Good for them. Will drink more milo peng to show my support.

Haha

Goodbye

Yesterday France beat Brazil 1-0

Of all occasions, Brazil chose this crucial match to under-perform.

Kaka was anonymous.

Ronaldinho tried very hard, but I think the year wore him out too much (Champions League and Spanish League and World Cup) that he is really out of ideas. But he tried. So it is okay. It is not his fault.

I think also because France marked these two players very well. In fact they marked all Brazilians very well. A team with Claude Makelele is as good as Italy on defense mode.

Carlos Alberta Parreira shouldnt have played 2-2-6. He should have played 4-3-3. Then like that can balance attack and defense. Get extra people to help Cafu and Roberto Carlos.

Should use 3-R attack on the front. Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Robinho. Like 2002.

Then will win and win like 2002.

When France scored, how I wished Luiz Philip Scolari was there. He would have known what to do.

I lost 440 dollars at this stage. Money lost can be won back. But lost the 2006 world cup can never win back

But now say all these no use already. It is time to say goodbye





















Goodbye Kaka and Ronaldinho.

Should Have

Today was a super busy day.

Wake up only rushed for tuition. Then rushed back home to take a bath. Then immediately rushed for meeting for Sept production. Then rushed for MJ's SMU show 'The Sword Has Two Edges'

The production was not a good one. I almost wanted to kill myself. But it is not one of the worst I have seen. NUS produces worse shows.

Anyway during the intermission of the show, I told MJ i wanted to leave. Partly because it was a lousy show. Partly because I wanted to place my bets for Portugal VS England and it was running late.

I had a very confident betting formation for this match.

But MJ somehow convinced me to stay and watched the show to the end.

In the end ended 1000. Went home quickly through taxi but then got traffic jam. When I queued up at the betting shop it was already 10.55 pm so I could not get my bets through.

My bets came true. I could have earn 178 dollars and thus recover my previous losses.

Should have not listen to MJ and rushed home.

Should have asked daegekleng to help me buy.

Should have bought a phone betting card.

Should have not place my bets last minutes.

Should have won 178 dollars.

Sigh!