Fat or Pregnant?

Was on the MRT going back to my house. No no... mimi, the mrt don't go straight to my house dun be silly.

Anyway I saw this Malay woman boarding the MRT at Kranji. She was wearing a traditional malay dress but i dun noe what is that called. She stood close to me as there are no available seats.

Just then, I saw something. Her stomach was very big. Very rounded as if it was carrying a watermelon. Far away you will not see it because the baggy dress hid it very well. But as she was standing extremely close i could see it very clearly.

At first I thought she was just fat. But then later I wondered if she was pregnant. If she was, then I must give my seat to her. But if she was just fat then I dun want to. Fat people must exercise more so she should stand up if she was fat.

Faced with this situation, I was thinking how to handle it. I dun wanna give up my seat wrongly, but cannot possibly go and ask her: 'Excuse me, are you fat or pregnant?' right.

But then later I realise she was just fat. On the next stop, somebody vacated a seat and she floated across to it effortlessly, as if she was Michelle Yeoh from 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' or Trinity from 'The Matrix'

Haha lucky never give my seat to her