Winners and Losers

Let me show you what a winner look like.

He look like this:


Portugal Coach (Brazil Coach 2002): Luiz Philip Scolari

Always seen shouting and jumping on the touchline when his team is playing. Look very involved and excited. Uses extremely clever tactics and have many wise quotes. Leads his team to play an exciting brand of attacking soccer

Let me show you what a loser look like.

A loser look like this:

England Coach (Seem to be England coach forever): Sven Goran Errikson

Always seen sitting on the reserve bench when his team is playing. Almost as if his team's results does not concern him at all. Like he was selling fishballs and decide to take a rest on the players' bench.

Love to play boring dumb tactics such as scoring one goal and then sitting back. This technique is called 'asking for it' in all our soccer knowledge. Listens to David Beckham only. When you listen to a man with little brains, how do you expect the team to do? Also do stupid things like bringing only four strikers to the WORLD CUP. Two are useless and two are not fit. WHAT THE FUCK did he bring Theo Walcott for? (My fishes asked me the other day. Please do not sue)

Useless but earns five million pounds a year. Don't know how to maximise his team's potential. Football's equivalent of Chen Shui Bian (embattled taiwanese president).

Hopefully Portugal can beat England this coming Saturday.

I will so goddamn happy and finally can show all those dumb 'soccer babes' they know nothing about football except cute guys like Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard.