Valentine's Day

Now I know where all the sucker capitalists who turned Valentine's Day into a super commercialised day came from.

NUS.

AKA Brainforest of Clementi.

There was a bazaar at Faculty of Science selling Valentine's Day products...... See all the greedy faces trying to grab money from all the clueless customers walking past the bazaar.

The things they sell were quite lame..... and to be honest, the people who bought something from them were probably losers.

Losers because they bought stuff that 2000 other people bought for their so-called loved ones. And they paid a high price for it.

Have anyone heard of my hypothesis?

On Valentine's day:

582 couples in NUS will have sex.

580 of these couples will NOT use a condom.

1400 bunches of flowers gone to waste.

143 people rejected by their secret crushes.

212 tonnes of chocolate were sold or consumed.

35 oak trees were murdered to make the cards sent in Brainforest.

2 packets of condom sold.

Next year on Valentine's Day, I am going to set up a stall. My stall will sell safe sex promotions and abortion services.

On Valentine's Day, I will play videos of foetuses being dragged out of the womb and embryos getting cut up or crushed.

I will display photos of private parts infected badly by viruses and bacteria.

Maybe I will add in a few Edison Chen photos for the special effect.

How romantic.

Haha