If I were GOD...
That day on the bus I was wondering what it would be like if I ran the world. After making a list of things I would do if I were God, I decided that it was the world's great fortune that I didnt ran this world. Thank goodness...
Here is the list I drew up on the bus about the things that I wanted to do...
1) I would go to any SAF camp cookhouses during lunchtime and induce a mass orgasm through telepathic activation
2) Li Jiawei would be world no. 1 table tennis player
3) Anybody would drop dead instantly if they throw any litter
4) All ah bengs and ah lians would be caged up in zoos
5) Anybody who spit who be instantly turned into ugly monsters
6) Anybody who dont keep left on MRT escalaters would uncontrollably strip themselves naked and bang themselves against the wall
7) Those whose handphones ring in the cinema would turn into toilet bowls
8) All super fat bullies must be buried and turn into fossil fuels
9) All bitchy girls must have very low voices
10) Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy become very good gay partners.
Haha
Here is the list I drew up on the bus about the things that I wanted to do...
1) I would go to any SAF camp cookhouses during lunchtime and induce a mass orgasm through telepathic activation
2) Li Jiawei would be world no. 1 table tennis player
3) Anybody would drop dead instantly if they throw any litter
4) All ah bengs and ah lians would be caged up in zoos
5) Anybody who spit who be instantly turned into ugly monsters
6) Anybody who dont keep left on MRT escalaters would uncontrollably strip themselves naked and bang themselves against the wall
7) Those whose handphones ring in the cinema would turn into toilet bowls
8) All super fat bullies must be buried and turn into fossil fuels
9) All bitchy girls must have very low voices
10) Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy become very good gay partners.
Haha
posted by Kian Tong at 12:15 PM
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