FTB: Jewel In The Palace (酬友宴之大长今)

In case anybody is wondering what the hell is FTB, it stands for Friend Thanking Banquet.

This banquet is held yearly to thank my closest friends (in Singapore at the time of the banquet, that excludes people like N/K and KH. Happy lah. Happy some more in Hong Kong loh. Haha) for the year's care and concern for me.

The theme for last year's inaugural FTB was 'The Banquet' inspired by the movie of the same name.

Well, this year it will be 'Jewel In the Palace'.

And unlike last year where there was nothing much to do and Gekleng dominated the conversation with his blabberings (as usual), there will be games to be played this year.

Haha. Can't wait to see the poor guests' exasperated faces trying to get through games designed by the great HKT logic.

Haha

Food For KT's Thought 1

This blog posting consists of two separate 'dishes'.......

WAHAHahahahahahaha! Get it? (Wipe off my tears of laughter) Oh I am sooooooo humorous..... (Roll around on the floor)

Laugh what laugh? So funny meh? XIAO!

Haha

Dead Bird

Yesterday I saw a dead bird on a small road behind the lab building.......

Ants were crawling all over it, carrying bits and pieces of the dead bird bit by bit away to wherever they stay at..... Feather bits, flesh parts, unidentifiable parts.....

The skull of the bird can already been seen..... The eyeballs are being hollowed out by the ants and decomposition.

Its funny. But when we are dead and buried in a coffin, the same process will eventually happen to us. Its weird. Its disgusting.... but it is all but part of the natural process or cycle of nutrients

I don't know..... But it sounds so natural and unthinkable when it is put that way... 'Cycle of Nutrients'

I want to be cremated when I die..... A much much less disgusting and faster process of reducing me to nutrients after I die.

I was standing like 50cm away from the dead bird..... There was no rotting stench..... I hesitated to go forward to look.... I am not sure if I can stand the sight if I go very near......

I wonder what the bird was thinking about just before it died..... I wonder if it knew that it was near its end..... I wonder how it really died...... Why did it choose to die by the roadside?

I wonder if I would know when I am near my end.... I wonder how would the 'ultimate last' be for me. Is it really true that people would know when their end is near.....

Its not scary for me..... But I just want to find out when and where and how. That's all.

At my ultimate last, I hope I can muster a mockingly quiet laugh. I hope I can say 'So this is my last. Farewell'

Live Friend

Met JP for dinner.

Its kind of weird, but I am not really really close to JP.

He was my senior in JC. And after that, he was my recruit and trained under me for 2 months plus in BMTC.

And then we met occasionally after NS. So technically although I knew him for 4 plus years, we are not really really close.

But we can still sit together and have dinner. And we could connect very very well......

Its kind of weird..... Strange..... But its sort of wonderful as well..... Its not everyday you have such friends.... which are hard to come by.... And must be cherished........

Some people step into your life and then leave..... Some people left but they come back into your life again.... Some people just stay permanently.... Some people leave forever.....

It can be heartbreaking sometimes..... But look on the bright side, those who stay behind..... they are your true friends I guess....

Haha

Mad Mad World

What the hell happened?

Just two days never read newspaper or follow the news then the world turned sort of topsy-turvy already.

Mumbai under seige by terrorists. One Singaporean died.

PAD demonstrators/protestors storm the airports and paralysed air travel into and out of the Thailand.

The Thailand one not very surprising. It has dragged on for so long already and surely the PAD has to take on even more drastic actions to acheive their aims and goals.

But Mumbai? Why Mumbai? No warning signs at all and suddenly they are under siege by terrorists.......

Clash over ideals..... Very very scary. People can kill each other over ideals. People can also stop each other from dying just because they believe in something not everyone else believes in.

The world has gone totally mad.... Loss of common sense.....

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Yesterday went out with girl1 and girl2. We went ViVO to eat 'Marche' and draw money....

I think we are the loudest people in Marche lah.... Yak yak yak away at the top of our voices....

But very long never eat marche already. And we went crazy yesterday night..... Especially when you go out with girl2..... She huh, spend money like water one loh.....

We ate oysters, lots of different pastry, rosti with sausage, soup, pizza and drinks....

Then laugh laugh laugh like mad..... Because of bread.....

BUt girl1 very different already. Last time her fav line is always 'I don't know' but now she is so full of opinion on everything..... And she is so much more mature now... Good for you girl1.

Then we just talk about a galaxy of things and then bitch about so many people......

Very long never meet them..... very long never had so much fun with them already.....

Haha......

Lets do it soon again.

Are You The One?

刚才在看一个新传媒的选绣节目。关于猛男和美女的。

看了真的让我觉得反感。这些电视人怎么那么爱选绣？怎么那么爱叫人SMS进去投选参赛者？

而且节目内容真的太淡薄了，无聊透顶了。

什么才艺表演？什么口才考验？只不过是卖肉的节目。

卖肉。豪无羞耻的卖。

看节目的时候，一只在想：这些节目，为什么玉能和坤华这些人不可以去参加？他们的才艺肯定表演的比这些人好至少十万倍。

当然不可以。一个太肥，一个太瘦了。哈哈

后知后觉：都说是卖肉节目了。

HAHA

知我者莫若ZhongKunHua也！

'TAKE THAT IMAGE OUT OF YOUR HEAD' I yelled

But I think its abit too late. So I grabbed the sledgehammer on the table

'WHAM'

His brains was blasted to pieces.

I couldnt risk it, could I?

This is much much safer, than to let him ruin everything that I have worked so hard to build up.

Kongming let Ma-Su lose 街亭, I cant let him lose my important ground.

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Thanks Kunhua. Thanks for leaving a message. 知我者莫若ZhongKunHua也. You know when something is wrong. When you are not around, I really lack a good listener.

You are not 虚伪. 厚道yes, not 虚伪.

昨晚我盘算很久，终于知道问题所在。

观星发现三台星主主星客星暗淡。佳时未到。

距离遥远，其二要素。

人根本不和，是大问题。

天时地利人和，我三缺二。

Even if it was difficult, I still think I will wait for the right opportunity.

I truly want things my way, closest situation possible, even if I can't get it exactly right.

One of my last mysterious posts for the short term.

From now on, people who come to my house will have to dance to Macy Gray music.

Yes, Macy Gray.

She was once my idol.

And she still is