8 Brutal Truths of a Highly Effective Singapore
There are eight brutal truths I discovered today on my journey to the Brainforest of Clementi
1) Chinese Reality Talent Competitions in Singapore are not really about real talent. You have to be either handicapped and credibly good or really really rich to win the competition. Talent is a plus but it is beside the point
2) The reason why some people want to play their music really loud in MRT and buses is not that they want to share good music with everybody. They just want to annoy the hell out of you and hope that a Singaporean would be crazy enough to go pick a fight with them.
3) Some NUS students are really aliens in disguise. They have big brains but are unsympathetic rude and hostile agents. (Martian Government please do not sue. The issue is really about us, not you)
4) Singaporean Chinese population is made up of mainland chinese, hong kong chinese, taiwan chinese and malaysian chinese and Singaporean chinese. A breed of chinese is dying out, but I cant remember which one.
5) Singapore dont really have a hugely successful campaign. Unless they start a 'Campaigning Singapore' Campaign.
6) Whatever fun stuff that is brought into Singapore, it is really for the tourists and really really rich people. The rest of us just have to be entertained by murder, rape and charity debacles.
7) The group of people Singaporean men hate most is Singaporean women. Think Vietnam Brides
8) The group of people Singaporean women hate most is Singaporean men. Think Sarong Party Girls.
1) Chinese Reality Talent Competitions in Singapore are not really about real talent. You have to be either handicapped and credibly good or really really rich to win the competition. Talent is a plus but it is beside the point
2) The reason why some people want to play their music really loud in MRT and buses is not that they want to share good music with everybody. They just want to annoy the hell out of you and hope that a Singaporean would be crazy enough to go pick a fight with them.
3) Some NUS students are really aliens in disguise. They have big brains but are unsympathetic rude and hostile agents. (Martian Government please do not sue. The issue is really about us, not you)
4) Singaporean Chinese population is made up of mainland chinese, hong kong chinese, taiwan chinese and malaysian chinese and Singaporean chinese. A breed of chinese is dying out, but I cant remember which one.
5) Singapore dont really have a hugely successful campaign. Unless they start a 'Campaigning Singapore' Campaign.
6) Whatever fun stuff that is brought into Singapore, it is really for the tourists and really really rich people. The rest of us just have to be entertained by murder, rape and charity debacles.
7) The group of people Singaporean men hate most is Singaporean women. Think Vietnam Brides
8) The group of people Singaporean women hate most is Singaporean men. Think Sarong Party Girls.
posted by Kian Tong at 7:46 AM
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