Famous ANUS Ideas
I dont get it. All ideas come from the brain.
But when some ideas come out, they sound like they come from brainless people.
Maybe these ideas came from the anus. Just like "Famous ANUS cookies" fresh and piping hot from you know where.....
Haha
That day was reading the Sunday Times. I loved to read the forum page everyday to see what sort of stupid complaints or brainless ideas that people can come out with.
You will be surprised to find out that not only Singaporeans can come out with the most ridiculous ideas. Even the ang-mohs and other expatriates say stupid things some times.
But nothing beats this.
A woman (duh) wrote to the Sunday Times to "BAN HANDPHONES ON MRT AND BUSES"
Ban is the keyword here. Her reason for suggesting this was because many unruly teenagers (you know which groups right) play their handphone MP3 on the bus and MRT for everyone to hear.
Then she said many people talk very loudly on their phones. So can ban or not?
Another famous ANUS idea, fresh and piping hot released from the RECTUM.
Dont be ridiculous. In this society or any other developed one, time is money and we need to communicate quickly and at any time to get things done or money exchanged.
Banning handphones on public transport is equal to paralysing the economy. Dont be stupid. People talk loudly because there is a lot of noise or background noise so the other person cannot hear us.
Then there are some uncles and aunties who are deaf what. Thats why must talk super loudly. Some just very kind to share their conversations with us.
As for those unruly teenagers (you know who right), why not just ban them all together from public transport? They are very irritating anyway.
Last time no MP3 phones they talked loudly and shout and block the pathways. Now MP3 phones to share 'crazy frog' music. Even if you ban the phones they find other ways to irritate us one what.
So the better idea is to ban people below 21 to take trains (GOSH I am SO BRILLIANT)
I wonder if the public transport people bother replying to the woman or not. If I were the authorities I wouldnt have bothered.
Our freedoms here are quite limited already and yet there are people trying to make life here more restricted. If we really ban handphones on public transport we will be the laughing stock of the world and also the butt of many jokes in years to come.
No more anus ideas please. I am going to write to the newspapers to ask for banning of ANUS ideas.
Haha
But when some ideas come out, they sound like they come from brainless people.
Maybe these ideas came from the anus. Just like "Famous ANUS cookies" fresh and piping hot from you know where.....
Haha
That day was reading the Sunday Times. I loved to read the forum page everyday to see what sort of stupid complaints or brainless ideas that people can come out with.
You will be surprised to find out that not only Singaporeans can come out with the most ridiculous ideas. Even the ang-mohs and other expatriates say stupid things some times.
But nothing beats this.
A woman (duh) wrote to the Sunday Times to "BAN HANDPHONES ON MRT AND BUSES"
Ban is the keyword here. Her reason for suggesting this was because many unruly teenagers (you know which groups right) play their handphone MP3 on the bus and MRT for everyone to hear.
Then she said many people talk very loudly on their phones. So can ban or not?
Another famous ANUS idea, fresh and piping hot released from the RECTUM.
Dont be ridiculous. In this society or any other developed one, time is money and we need to communicate quickly and at any time to get things done or money exchanged.
Banning handphones on public transport is equal to paralysing the economy. Dont be stupid. People talk loudly because there is a lot of noise or background noise so the other person cannot hear us.
Then there are some uncles and aunties who are deaf what. Thats why must talk super loudly. Some just very kind to share their conversations with us.
As for those unruly teenagers (you know who right), why not just ban them all together from public transport? They are very irritating anyway.
Last time no MP3 phones they talked loudly and shout and block the pathways. Now MP3 phones to share 'crazy frog' music. Even if you ban the phones they find other ways to irritate us one what.
So the better idea is to ban people below 21 to take trains (GOSH I am SO BRILLIANT)
I wonder if the public transport people bother replying to the woman or not. If I were the authorities I wouldnt have bothered.
Our freedoms here are quite limited already and yet there are people trying to make life here more restricted. If we really ban handphones on public transport we will be the laughing stock of the world and also the butt of many jokes in years to come.
No more anus ideas please. I am going to write to the newspapers to ask for banning of ANUS ideas.
Haha
posted by Kian Tong at 11:42 AM
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