Slow Lorrises and The Brainforest of Clementi
There is a type of animal called slow lorris. Not sure why is it called slow lorris. But in my world I use it to describe people who are really slow such that they block the world from spinning.
In the Brainforest, there are many slow lorrises. Mostly females one.
They walk in the middle of the road, block everybody travelling on the road, walk so slowly that people behind them slow down as well.
To these people, normally I will just smack my feet on the ground hard to create noisy footsteps to inform them that the road doesnt belong to their grandfathers.
And most of them move aside to make way for the GREAT Kiantong Express (CHOO CHOO!), who rushes around Brainforest as if he going to die tomorrow.
But some people really dont get the idea. Especially female slow lorrises in NUS. They group together, help their grandfather buy the road and just stroll along, talking loudly and laughing. Even when you inform them there is a STAMPEDE behind they will just still stroll in the middle of the road....
To those people who move aside: Thanks. But dont keep blocking the road. It wastes alot of energy to slow down and accelerate again, not to mention annoying
To those people who decide to be HINDRANCES: FUCK you lah! You all got nothing to do doesnt mean the rest of us also what. Brainforest is not a FUCKING PARK! Want to stroll go park lah.
From now on, I got a good mind to hold a knife in front of me whenever I walk. Then those people block me I will just walk very close and then "OPPS, sorry" When they collapse I will just trample over them. Call it a twisted version of obstacle clearing.
The lifts in Brainforest also like damn slow. They move so slowly that THREE YEARS pass before the lift reach you.
Today was taking the lift down a building. In a rush to get some stuff done. Then during one floor, the lift opened. Two girls were standing outside and they stood there talking even as the lift open. Then they slowly stolled in.
To these girls: you can go and DIE already. You all so young act like old ladies walk so slow. Faster go and die.... Come, I help you.
Some of us are in a rush you know. All these slow people stop preventing the Earth from rotating!
Maybe can write to the newspaper with Caption: "Thousands of Slow Lorrises sighted in NUS"
Maybe like what DaeGekLeng say: fine people 500 dollars for blocking people
Haha
In the Brainforest, there are many slow lorrises. Mostly females one.
They walk in the middle of the road, block everybody travelling on the road, walk so slowly that people behind them slow down as well.
To these people, normally I will just smack my feet on the ground hard to create noisy footsteps to inform them that the road doesnt belong to their grandfathers.
And most of them move aside to make way for the GREAT Kiantong Express (CHOO CHOO!), who rushes around Brainforest as if he going to die tomorrow.
But some people really dont get the idea. Especially female slow lorrises in NUS. They group together, help their grandfather buy the road and just stroll along, talking loudly and laughing. Even when you inform them there is a STAMPEDE behind they will just still stroll in the middle of the road....
To those people who move aside: Thanks. But dont keep blocking the road. It wastes alot of energy to slow down and accelerate again, not to mention annoying
To those people who decide to be HINDRANCES: FUCK you lah! You all got nothing to do doesnt mean the rest of us also what. Brainforest is not a FUCKING PARK! Want to stroll go park lah.
From now on, I got a good mind to hold a knife in front of me whenever I walk. Then those people block me I will just walk very close and then "OPPS, sorry" When they collapse I will just trample over them. Call it a twisted version of obstacle clearing.
The lifts in Brainforest also like damn slow. They move so slowly that THREE YEARS pass before the lift reach you.
Today was taking the lift down a building. In a rush to get some stuff done. Then during one floor, the lift opened. Two girls were standing outside and they stood there talking even as the lift open. Then they slowly stolled in.
To these girls: you can go and DIE already. You all so young act like old ladies walk so slow. Faster go and die.... Come, I help you.
Some of us are in a rush you know. All these slow people stop preventing the Earth from rotating!
Maybe can write to the newspaper with Caption: "Thousands of Slow Lorrises sighted in NUS"
Maybe like what DaeGekLeng say: fine people 500 dollars for blocking people
Haha
posted by Kian Tong at 2:08 PM
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