ViVO Ear Drum Destroyers
A long time ago, went to Vivocity with my friend for a short walk because he had never been there.
Everybody in Singapore is like at Vivocity lah. While waiting for my friend's grand arrival, already spotted and said hi to like 3 or 4 people liao/
Aiyah what so great about that place that the whole Singapore must meet there? Its just so big that we can put 50 elephants inside and still got space for Moses Lim plus Sheik Haikel thats all.
The shops there are pretty much whatever you can find at Ngee Ann plus other malls in Orchard road.... maybe a bit more high ended
Anyway, while waiting for my friend I decided to walk into Toys R US to see if I can get any ideas for presents for some kids....
Then just as I stepped into the entrance, a piercing scream sliced through the air for a good fucking 10 seconds.
It was so deafening that I could feel TV screens cracking, and pieces of clothing being ripped off customers
I thought they doing promotion for Kungfu Hustle DVD and somebody was performing the 'Lion's Roar' by the famous Landlady
I turned around and saw the kid who screamed standing there.
Gritted my teeth and really wanted to go over there and SLICE open his throat so that he can scream all he wanted....
If I was Cyclops from Xmen my stare would have blasted the kid's fucking intestines open....
In the end, I just mouthed 'Jibai' under my breath, which a sales assistant next to me heard and nodded in overwhelming approval...
But what I saw next irritated me more.... The parent of the kid is standing there laughing at her child antics and apparently found it hilarious....
I mouthed 'Pua jibai' this time, but softer, because I dont want sales assistants to start treating me like their hero
What? You think your child is a fucking circus pet is it? Put him there to perform for everyone to see arh?
In case the parent really think her child is a performing cirque de soleil animal, then I like to tell her that the performance would win the 1st prize for worst performance competition
Nowadays, some singaporeans really dont know how to discipline their fucking kids properly.
Leave them to run around, screaming shouting and basically messing up social disorder....
No wonder some grow up to wreak havoc to become god-damned ugly singaporeans....
We should really have one law to list jibai kids as public nuisances.
The penalty is to slice off their fucking tongues or limbs, which ever is the one that disturbs the rest of us peace loving and good citizens....
Everybody in Singapore is like at Vivocity lah. While waiting for my friend's grand arrival, already spotted and said hi to like 3 or 4 people liao/
Aiyah what so great about that place that the whole Singapore must meet there? Its just so big that we can put 50 elephants inside and still got space for Moses Lim plus Sheik Haikel thats all.
The shops there are pretty much whatever you can find at Ngee Ann plus other malls in Orchard road.... maybe a bit more high ended
Anyway, while waiting for my friend I decided to walk into Toys R US to see if I can get any ideas for presents for some kids....
Then just as I stepped into the entrance, a piercing scream sliced through the air for a good fucking 10 seconds.
It was so deafening that I could feel TV screens cracking, and pieces of clothing being ripped off customers
I thought they doing promotion for Kungfu Hustle DVD and somebody was performing the 'Lion's Roar' by the famous Landlady
I turned around and saw the kid who screamed standing there.
Gritted my teeth and really wanted to go over there and SLICE open his throat so that he can scream all he wanted....
If I was Cyclops from Xmen my stare would have blasted the kid's fucking intestines open....
In the end, I just mouthed 'Jibai' under my breath, which a sales assistant next to me heard and nodded in overwhelming approval...
But what I saw next irritated me more.... The parent of the kid is standing there laughing at her child antics and apparently found it hilarious....
I mouthed 'Pua jibai' this time, but softer, because I dont want sales assistants to start treating me like their hero
What? You think your child is a fucking circus pet is it? Put him there to perform for everyone to see arh?
In case the parent really think her child is a performing cirque de soleil animal, then I like to tell her that the performance would win the 1st prize for worst performance competition
Nowadays, some singaporeans really dont know how to discipline their fucking kids properly.
Leave them to run around, screaming shouting and basically messing up social disorder....
No wonder some grow up to wreak havoc to become god-damned ugly singaporeans....
We should really have one law to list jibai kids as public nuisances.
The penalty is to slice off their fucking tongues or limbs, which ever is the one that disturbs the rest of us peace loving and good citizens....
posted by Kian Tong at 1:56 PM
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